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The Fake Facebook

Alert! Alert! Alert!

This transmission from the High Council on the Home Planet is directed to all planetoids currently participating in the edit of the Earth planet’s Internet, as per the recent directive. The Council’s surveillance has verified that the edit mechanism has been successfully imbedded in only seventy-three of the six hundred and twenty-one master nodes controlling the Earth planet’s Internet. This limited progress is disappointing. An eleven percent capture rate is far below expectations.

The Home Council is thus directing that half of your collective resources be used to continue the embedding work, while the remaining half be redirected to editing what the Earth humans refer to as Facebook.

Based on the Home Council’s analysis of the node by node imbedding of the editing mechanism, a partial installation of the embedding mechanism is sufficient for the intended purpose. The artificial intelligence in the mechanism will successfully complete the embedding without planetoid assistance. This adjustment will enable completion of the full activation of Internet editing within an acceptable time frame.

The Home Council is very pleased to inform all planetoids that, even though the rate of implementation is disappointing, the effectiveness of the edit mechanisms thus far embedded exceeds expectations. Particularly in the America pod, portions of history have been transparently edited, with no known recognition by American humans. Their grock of their existence has been subtly modified, with a corresponding shift in their values and beliefs about themselves and their relation to other Earth humans. More details will follow as they become available. Suffice it to say that their obsession with privacy and personal freedom is diminished and their acceptance of government oversight shows signs of improving. This is of course, consistent with the grand plan of the Home Council.

Please focus your attention now on the urgent necessity of Facebook intervention.

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The Internet Was Edited

I’m sure that by now you are aware of fake news. Someone somewhere adds to the content of the Internet by sharing what seems like legitimate news, good information or reporting that accurately reflects some aspect of the real world. The news appears to be true and valid, when in reality, it is intentionally false or at least misleading.

With this type of deception and manipulation, it’s difficult and at times impossible to distinguish the real from the fake. Our struggle for the truth is made even more challenging when we know that people in respected positions can and do knowingly tell us that the real and true is fake and just as often that the fake is really true and should be believed. The result is that we are left wondering who, if anyone, we can trust to be straight with us. For the most part, we are reduced to taking everything on the Internet with a very large grain of sault, no matter who says it or no matter the source.

I regret having to report to you that as pervasive as fake and intentionally misleading news is, things are far worse than any of us have imagined. I have intercepted a transmission from the home planet of the aliens amongst us. Due to a technical glitch that I admittedly don’t understand, my interception of the transmission was delayed for at least several months, if not longer. I suspect this delay was intentional, to prevent us from intervening to stop the aliens amongst us from implementing the directive included in the transmission. I fear that the directive has already been carried out.

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Hauntings, Witches and Aliens

The Aliens Amongst Us are back. Once again, they have highjacked the Audio Tidbits broadcast channel. They have convened to consider whether their Leader in the Capital City should remain in place or be withdrawn back to the Home Planet. This is apparently not a totally popular idea since others on the Aliens’ Home Planet are protesting.

About 12 minutes into their broadcast, their transmission is abruptly terminated by the skilled work of the crack Tidbits engineers. The broadcast feed is returned to the full control of the Tidbit staff. They are able to fill the feed with a special Halloween tune from Brett Van Donsel. Please enjoy.

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The Clock Is Still Ticking

The clock is still ticking and the time to prevent disaster is waning. There is still time to act; but the time keeps getting less and less. When will you do what must be done? Please listen and take the warning seriously.

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The Aliens Amongst Us Reveal The Life Force Singularity

Greetings Earth Humans. We are pleased to be back on our broadcast channel after what may seem to you like a long absence. Please don’t think that we aren’t sensitive to how committed you are to what you take as the natural state of things. You use what you call time as a way of making sense of life on the Earth planet, as we well know. We do understand that you are most comfortable when nothing fails to conform to your time paradigm. We actually think your adoption of sun cycles and moon cycles, although somewhat primitive, is quite clever. They do provide a convenient local reference for organizing the activities of Earth humans. The time paradigm lets you assign events to specific segments of what you refer to as history or sometimes as the timeline. At any rate, we do recognize that what you may perceive as our absence from an extended segment of your timeline may appear to reflect an absence from the Earth planet or at least an absence from this broadcast channel. Let us assure you that neither is a true understanding of what you call reality.

May we first express ourselves at the level of your reality. You are hearing us now as the identified aliens amongst you and associate that experience with what seems like a previous instance of hearing us as the identified aliens amongst you, using your time paradigm. From that perspective, you perceive the timeline segment as more extended than you might have expected. You then define that expectation failure as representing an unexpected absence. We want to assure you that you have been continuously hearing from us and have simply failed to recognize us. We have been here without interruption, communicating our messages to you.

There are important cognitive threads that we have decided to pursue with you during this broadcast. We realize that you may find each of them to be counter-intuitive, and thus may reject them out of hand. We nonetheless think that at least exposing you to them is essential to your understanding of what you think of as reality.

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The Aliens Are Back Amongst Us

Alien 1: Greetings Earth Humans.

The news of our permanent departure from the Earth planet was not fake but simply insuficiently predictive. Based on our past Earth directed transmissions you Earth humans may have gotten the impression that the wise ones who sit on the Council back on our home planet are truly wise and would never find it advisable to reverse one of their directives. You would be wrong, again.

Alien 2: I think you just insulted the Earth humans who are listening to this transmission. It sounded like you are saying that they are frequently wrong. Whether it’s true or not that’s not a very nice way to talk to them, especially since we are just returning. You should be more careful about what you say and how you say it, at least until they get used to our being back.

Alien 1: You may have a point but what they don’t know is that even though we personally departed, the goal of the leaders in the home council to fully infiltrate the Earth planet has remained steadfast. We only gave the impression of departing to avoid further detection and to reinforce the notion that reports of potential infiltration by aliens were nothing but fake news. The wise ones in the home council are particularly keen on protecting the real identity of our leader in the capital city and others of our key infiltrators who have locked into important and influential positions. It is essential that the Earth humans don’t catch onto our strategy. …

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The Death Of Politics

A1 Greetings Earth humans. I have opened our broadcast channel to comply with the new sunshine rules promulgated by the Central Council. It is no longer permissible for us to meet in secret or for us to develop plans and strategies without complete transparency. You are thus invited to listen in on our discussion preliminary to transmitting our status report back to the home planet.

A2 This feels a little awkward. Talking among ourselves is always comfortable but knowing that anyone can listen in is not so easy. I like to tell myself that I’m not going to say anything that can’t go public, but I’m not sure that’s totally true. Having everyone know what I’m really thinking is sure not the same as just talking among ourselves.

A3 What I don’t grock is why they did it. Why did the Central Council change the rules? What’s the deal with them thinking that everyone should know what we are thinking before we make our final decisions? It was working just fine for us to finalize our plans and then let them know what we decided.…

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The Aliens Have Returned

The Aliens have returned and have resumed their broadcast activity on www.AliensAmongstUs.com. I have snagged their latest episode and have included it for you here so you don’t miss it. Please go to www.AliensAmongstUs.com for all future transmissions from the Aliens Amongst Us. Be sure to subscribe on www.AliensAmongstUs.com to make sure you don’t miss their future broadcasts.

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Aliens And Baseball – Audio TidBits Podcast

The Aliens Amongst Us are continuing to assimilate as Earth humans. This spring afternoon, they are catching their first Major League Baseball game. It’s a strange new experience for them. Please join them as they try to figure out what all the hoopla is about.

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The Aliens Amongst Us Have Departed – Audio TidBits Podcast

This is the final broadcast from the former home of the Aliens Amongst Us. Intercept reports that the Aliens have departed. Please listen to get the details of their departure. Intercept1 has advised us that he will continue to monitor their transmissions if there are more. Any interceptions of their transmissions will be shared with you on the flagship channel of the Audio Tidbits Podcast Network at GaryCrow.net. It has been a pleasure sharing the activities of the Aliens Amongst Us with you.

 

Be well, do well and keep safe. – Intercept1

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Aliens: Reds vs. Blues in the Capital City – Audio TidBits Podcast

I’m just down the block from the JLXX newsroom where the Capital City is back to normal after last night’s kerfuffle. Most of the Capital’s citizens are busily taking care of business with little notice of the disruption. It’s just status quo for them.

 

You can hear the usual hustle bustle with everyone having things to do and places to go. It’s just another day in the city.

 

Since the egg heads figured out how to keep the battle going without drawing more than a little blood, the red and blue forces can duke it out without interfering with the life of the city. Back when actual citizens were collateral damage, the red and blue thugs were more of a focus for the public but now it appears that almost no one much cares what the Capital City Leader and the reds and blues from the hill do so long as they just keep attacking each other.

 

Skip, I think you can hear the battle going on out there in the distance. Some of the action gets up this way now and then but mostly it stays out there where regular citizens don’t have to be bothered with it. You may be old enough to remember when the reds and blues worked things out in smoke filled back rooms but come to think about it, neither of us is that old.

 

I suspect the good old days are gone and aren’t coming back anytime soon. The shoot out just goes on and on.

 

It’s good that normal humans don’t have to understand what the deal is, or deal isn’t as things actually stand right now. The reds and blues along with the leader in the Capital City all claim that they are pro dreamers and don’t think the dreamers should get kicked out of the country, especially since this is their home and they don’t have another home to go to. Even so, they are bickering about whether the dreamers go or stay. The twist is that the dreamers have become a chip in the political poker game. Either that or they are the current best excuse for continuing the battle we hear out there.

 

The Capital City leader is digging in for his wall intended to shut off illegal immigration from and through Mexico. It’s his big chip in the game. He says Mexico will pay for the wall but we haven’t found any reds or blues who are all in on the wall although there may well be some. It’s hard to see why the blues don’t just call the bet. Just give the Capital City leader his wall and give in on the immigration rules some. Take him up on his offer to trade those concessions for the dreamers, children’s health insurance, and whatever else the blues can get. It’s just a onetime give of twenty billion or so. If the Capital City Leader can handle having most of the world laughing at him, why should the blues care.

 

It sure seems like the blues are digging in as much as the reds. So far, the shutdown isn’t too noticeable but will get more obvious if it goes on for a while. It does appear that the battle has picked up some and is definitely getting more explosive. Even so, business is business and can’t be bothered by anything no more consequential than a government shutdown. It is fueling the battle though. If we look very closely, we should see an uptick in broken pointer fingers.

 

Unless you have some real news Skip, let’s just keep it here for a few while we enjoy the calm city with the raging battle as a backdrop. The reds and blues are seriously going at each other. They are by far the most exciting pro teams in the city. It is great sport.

 

I suggest we just let this run for a few and then kick it over to the tune smiths for an interlude from the home planet. It will be good for all of us to relax and get our minds and attention away from the battle still raging out there.

 

Thanks Skip. I am out of here.

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Holiday Greetings from The Aliens Amongst Us – Audio TidBits Podcast

The Aliens Amongst Us have chosen to send a special broadcast that moves away from their usual content and shares a popular seasonal tune from their home planet. It comes with their good wishes for all who dwell on the Earth planet this holiday season.

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Aliens, Editorial Correction & An Oldie but Goody From Their Home Planet – Audio TidBits Podcast

The Aliens Amongst Us are broadcasting sooner than expected. They have escalated their broadcast schedule for an editorial correction and for the opportunity to admit to an error in political judgement. Please listen to make sure you are aware of the correction. In the second part of their broadcast, they use this opportunity to share an oldie but goody from their home planet. Please enjoy.

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Aliens, Taxes, World Opinion & A Diamond Hit – Audio TidBits Podcast

We are broadcasting on this channel to call your attention to events and conditions that appear to us to be festering and contributing to a poorer quality of life for many Earth humans and that will eventually lower the quality of life for most Earth humans. We are concerned that these trends are particularly prominent in the America pod at this time. …

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Greetings Humans – Audio TidBits Podcast

Greetings Earth Humans,

 

Welcome to our channel in the Earth verse. We have been amongst you earth humans without detection for many sun cycles but have determined that the time for us to come out into the light has arrived. Conditions and events on the Earth planet have escalated to an unacceptable level and our direct intervention is now essential to your futures and ours.

 

We will be joining you over this channel regularly to provide our advice and guidance on current events and conditions that we determine to be contrary to our collective best interest. Please subscribe to the feed so you do not miss each opportunity to take advantage of our eons of experience and insights. There are convenient buttons for subscribing on AliensAmongstUs.com and in the screen on your podcast player. If you fail to do this, you will be the loser in the quest for discovery and suggested action.

 

In all future contacts we will share a brief observation that you should give full and careful consideration. We will follow that observation with an interlude of our favorite music that you may enjoy as you contemplate the wisdom secreted in the brief observation we have shared with you.

 

That concludes the added content for this broadcast. Please enjoy our musical selection. This selection is very high on the charts back on our home planet. As you listen, please consider this point. One in every five American humans is unable to fully meet his or her needs for the basic resources required to live safely and comfortably. Can America become great again while that many American humans are slipping off the boat that carries them along the main stream?