If you have seven minutes to help our alien visitors, they are sending out their request. Listen to the podcast, and if you can make sense of it, email me and I will pass your info along. Our announcer person has the email address for you at the end of the episode.
The Aliens Amongst Us are back. Once again, they have highjacked the Audio Tidbits broadcast channel. They have convened to consider whether their Leader in the Capital City should remain in place or be withdrawn back to the Home Planet. This is apparently not a totally popular idea since others on the Aliens’ Home Planet are protesting.
About 12 minutes into their broadcast, their transmission is abruptly terminated by the skilled work of the crack Tidbits engineers. The broadcast feed is returned to the full control of the Tidbit staff. They are able to fill the feed with a special Halloween tune from Brett Van Donsel. Please enjoy.
The clock is still ticking and the time to prevent disaster is waning. There is still time to act; but the time keeps getting less and less. When will you do what must be done? Please listen and take the warning seriously.
I think an alien voice is trying to contact us. Listen and see if you agree.
The title tells the tale. Our broadcast license agreement with the Aliens Amongst Us does not authorize any comment by us beyond what has been said. You will need to listen for yourself.
Greetings Earth Humans. We are pleased to be back on our broadcast channel after what may seem to you like a long absence. Please don’t think that we aren’t sensitive to how committed you are to what you take as the natural state of things. You use what you call time as a way of making sense of life on the Earth planet, as we well know. We do understand that you are most comfortable when nothing fails to conform to your time paradigm. We actually think your adoption of sun cycles and moon cycles, although somewhat primitive, is quite clever. They do provide a convenient local reference for organizing the activities of Earth humans. The time paradigm lets you assign events to specific segments of what you refer to as history or sometimes as the timeline. At any rate, we do recognize that what you may perceive as our absence from an extended segment of your timeline may appear to reflect an absence from the Earth planet or at least an absence from this broadcast channel. Let us assure you that neither is a true understanding of what you call reality.
May we first express ourselves at the level of your reality. You are hearing us now as the identified aliens amongst you and associate that experience with what seems like a previous instance of hearing us as the identified aliens amongst you, using your time paradigm. From that perspective, you perceive the timeline segment as more extended than you might have expected. You then define that expectation failure as representing an unexpected absence. We want to assure you that you have been continuously hearing from us and have simply failed to recognize us. We have been here without interruption, communicating our messages to you.
There are important cognitive threads that we have decided to pursue with you during this broadcast. We realize that you may find each of them to be counter-intuitive, and thus may reject them out of hand. We nonetheless think that at least exposing you to them is essential to your understanding of what you think of as reality.
Alien 1: Greetings Earth Humans.
The news of our permanent departure from the Earth planet was not fake but simply insuficiently predictive. Based on our past Earth directed transmissions you Earth humans may have gotten the impression that the wise ones who sit on the Council back on our home planet are truly wise and would never find it advisable to reverse one of their directives. You would be wrong, again.
Alien 2: I think you just insulted the Earth humans who are listening to this transmission. It sounded like you are saying that they are frequently wrong. Whether it’s true or not that’s not a very nice way to talk to them, especially since we are just returning. You should be more careful about what you say and how you say it, at least until they get used to our being back.
Alien 1: You may have a point but what they don’t know is that even though we personally departed, the goal of the leaders in the home council to fully infiltrate the Earth planet has remained steadfast. We only gave the impression of departing to avoid further detection and to reinforce the notion that reports of potential infiltration by aliens were nothing but fake news. The wise ones in the home council are particularly keen on protecting the real identity of our leader in the capital city and others of our key infiltrators who have locked into important and influential positions. It is essential that the Earth humans don’t catch onto our strategy. …
A1 Greetings Earth humans. I have opened our broadcast channel to comply with the new sunshine rules promulgated by the Central Council. It is no longer permissible for us to meet in secret or for us to develop plans and strategies without complete transparency. You are thus invited to listen in on our discussion preliminary to transmitting our status report back to the home planet.
A2 This feels a little awkward. Talking among ourselves is always comfortable but knowing that anyone can listen in is not so easy. I like to tell myself that I’m not going to say anything that can’t go public, but I’m not sure that’s totally true. Having everyone know what I’m really thinking is sure not the same as just talking among ourselves.
A3 What I don’t grock is why they did it. Why did the Central Council change the rules? What’s the deal with them thinking that everyone should know what we are thinking before we make our final decisions? It was working just fine for us to finalize our plans and then let them know what we decided.…
The Aliens have returned and have resumed their broadcast activity on www.AliensAmongstUs.com. I have snagged their latest episode and have included it for you here so you don’t miss it. Please go to www.AliensAmongstUs.com for all future transmissions from the Aliens Amongst Us. Be sure to subscribe on www.AliensAmongstUs.com to make sure you don’t miss their future broadcasts.
Greetings Earth Humans,
We have again captured this broadcast source to bring an important message to you from the High Council back on our home planet.
This message is for all Earth humans but we have been instructed to focus it particularly for the humans of the America Pod. The High Council is worried and disappointed.
You have failed to take nearly enough steps to protect your wonderful Earth Environment. You seem not to believe that you are doing real damage to the very air you breathe. When will you act to assure each of you and your descendants are able to continue breathing the Earth air?
When will you act to preserve your rivers and streams, your lakes and oceans?
When will you act to preserve your forests and grasslands?
When will you understand that you also have to protect and preserve each of your fellow Earth humans. That includes those of different colors and origins, those of different religions and faiths, those older and those younger, those who succeed economically and those for whom economic success is out of reach. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is not just for some. When will you do your duty to all of your fellow Americans?
Now we come to the heart of the message from the High Council. Your crass disregard for the welfare and well-being of your children is appalling. Your neglect of the education needs of many of your children and lack of adequate support of your schools has been alarming and most un-American for many sun cycles. Your neglect of the health and nutrition needs of many of your children for many sun cycles is unconscionable. Now you have separated children from their parents just because the families have invested all in coming to the America pod for a better, safer life. Instead of welcoming them in a cautious but accepting manor, they are treated as criminals who have no rights, not even the right to humane and respectful treatment.
We are aware that this inhumane policy was short-lived but we are seeing little to no action to return the children to their parents, if you actually know who each child is and to whom he or she belongs.
The hundreds of children in the separation group must be added to the tens of thousands of youngsters who entered the America pod by themselves. There is little to no public accounting for those children, where they are and what will happen to them. We fear that their fate will be far worse than that for the separated children.
You need to know that the High Council is shaking its collective head and at a total loss to understand how badly you are treating so many children. They wonder why you are not ashamed of yourselves.
The High Council is contemplating the wisdom of continued association with a human group who can treat their children so inhumanely.
That concludes this transmission.
The clock is ticking.
Greetings Earth humans. In the Big Reveal, you learned that the Great Mouse is a manifestation of our co-incursion agent’s idea of a fun game to play with the intrepid hunters. Tessa has managed to convince the hunters that she is the Great Mouse who they may capture one moon cycle if they are only persistent. We now hack into a secret meeting the intrepid hunters are having with the honchoes from the 3-letter agency responsible for the hunters’ mission and whether they will be authorized to continue the hunt. The honchoes have themselves made a discovery and have a Big reveal of their own. The futures of the intrepid hunters and their hunt for the Great Mouse are on the line. You are invited to join us as we listen in.
The Aliens Amongst Us are enjoying a relaxing train ride when the Great Mouse and the intrepid hunters interrupt their trip. Were that not unexpected enough, the Big Reveal is even more shocking. It’s not news to miss.
The Aliens Amongst Us are continuing to assimilate as Earth humans. This spring afternoon, they are catching their first Major League Baseball game. It’s a strange new experience for them. Please join them as they try to figure out what all the hoopla is about.
Hey fellow Earth humans. To my surprise, the Aliens Amongst Us didn’t actually return permanently to their Home Planet. I intercepted them in New Orlins, just hanging out like real people. As you might expect, the setting was pretty noisy and a lot rowdy so listen carefully. The conversation is well worth the extra effort it takes to listen.
This is the final broadcast from the former home of the Aliens Amongst Us. Intercept reports that the Aliens have departed. Please listen to get the details of their departure. Intercept1 has advised us that he will continue to monitor their transmissions if there are more. Any interceptions of their transmissions will be shared with you on the flagship channel of the Audio Tidbits Podcast Network at GaryCrow.net. It has been a pleasure sharing the activities of the Aliens Amongst Us with you.
Be well, do well and keep safe. – Intercept1