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Aliens: Mass Murder, Guns, Systemic Change & Political Will – Audio TidBits Podcast

It is totally terrific to be on the air broadcasting to you and all of your fellow earth humans. Sadly there are fewer of you than when last we broadcasted. Mass murder has been frequent and expected on your Earth planet for a very long time             but has historically been more or less restricted to war zones, terrorist attacks, the inevitable result of criminal activity, cult choices, domestic disputes and other circumstances you have understood or at least have tended to disregard as you go about your day to day existence.

In recent sun cycles, we have observed a new form of mass murder in the America pod that you have not previously experienced. A loan human chooses to murder other humans for no obvious reason. Unlike suicide bombers and humans motivated by political and religious convictions, the relatively new breed of murderers’ motivations are far from transparent.

May we focus specifically on instances of mass murder occurring in schools, although the phenomenon has certainly been seen in other contexts. Mass murder in schools is especially poignant because of the child victims. …

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Aliens: Politics & Fair Trade

The Aliens Amongst Us have finally grocked the essence of American politics. It requires understanding what they call political economics. Once you grock the reality, it actually starts making sense. Listen and learn, if you will. Our alien neighbors have a lesson for us.

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Aliens: Truth, Politics & The Great Poker Game

Greetings Earth Humans.

 

Let’s talk turkey.

 

We know we are not products of the culture in the America pod and very likely do not appreciate the subtleties of American politics. As aliens, our experiences and mind sets are not the same as yours. With that caveat in mind, we want to use this broadcast to share our perspective and our confusion as well.

 

To be sure we are as objective as possible and to share the best available perspective, we have arranged a panel of experts on truth and reality. Of course the panel members are all women since as is true in The America pod, human men just are not capable of keeping truth and reality in the forefront while giving politics its proper position in the background. You only need to focus attention on male politicians to grock the accuracy of this insight.

 

We have asked the panel to help us understand human truth in the context of the current political kerfuffle. …

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Aliens: The State of the Home Planet Address

The Aliens Amongst Us are pleased to bring The State of the Home Planet Address recently delivered by their leader on the Home Planet. The address was delivered to the Central Council on the Home Planet and open to all citizens of the Home Planet. This exciting event was held in the Great Hall in the capital city. The address is followed by a selection of authentic Home Planet music during which you are encouraged to carefully consider the wisdom of the Home Planet’s leader. Please enjoy this exceptional broadcast.

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Aliens: Reds vs. Blues in the Capital City – Audio TidBits Podcast

I’m just down the block from the JLXX newsroom where the Capital City is back to normal after last night’s kerfuffle. Most of the Capital’s citizens are busily taking care of business with little notice of the disruption. It’s just status quo for them.

 

You can hear the usual hustle bustle with everyone having things to do and places to go. It’s just another day in the city.

 

Since the egg heads figured out how to keep the battle going without drawing more than a little blood, the red and blue forces can duke it out without interfering with the life of the city. Back when actual citizens were collateral damage, the red and blue thugs were more of a focus for the public but now it appears that almost no one much cares what the Capital City Leader and the reds and blues from the hill do so long as they just keep attacking each other.

 

Skip, I think you can hear the battle going on out there in the distance. Some of the action gets up this way now and then but mostly it stays out there where regular citizens don’t have to be bothered with it. You may be old enough to remember when the reds and blues worked things out in smoke filled back rooms but come to think about it, neither of us is that old.

 

I suspect the good old days are gone and aren’t coming back anytime soon. The shoot out just goes on and on.

 

It’s good that normal humans don’t have to understand what the deal is, or deal isn’t as things actually stand right now. The reds and blues along with the leader in the Capital City all claim that they are pro dreamers and don’t think the dreamers should get kicked out of the country, especially since this is their home and they don’t have another home to go to. Even so, they are bickering about whether the dreamers go or stay. The twist is that the dreamers have become a chip in the political poker game. Either that or they are the current best excuse for continuing the battle we hear out there.

 

The Capital City leader is digging in for his wall intended to shut off illegal immigration from and through Mexico. It’s his big chip in the game. He says Mexico will pay for the wall but we haven’t found any reds or blues who are all in on the wall although there may well be some. It’s hard to see why the blues don’t just call the bet. Just give the Capital City leader his wall and give in on the immigration rules some. Take him up on his offer to trade those concessions for the dreamers, children’s health insurance, and whatever else the blues can get. It’s just a onetime give of twenty billion or so. If the Capital City Leader can handle having most of the world laughing at him, why should the blues care.

 

It sure seems like the blues are digging in as much as the reds. So far, the shutdown isn’t too noticeable but will get more obvious if it goes on for a while. It does appear that the battle has picked up some and is definitely getting more explosive. Even so, business is business and can’t be bothered by anything no more consequential than a government shutdown. It is fueling the battle though. If we look very closely, we should see an uptick in broken pointer fingers.

 

Unless you have some real news Skip, let’s just keep it here for a few while we enjoy the calm city with the raging battle as a backdrop. The reds and blues are seriously going at each other. They are by far the most exciting pro teams in the city. It is great sport.

 

I suggest we just let this run for a few and then kick it over to the tune smiths for an interlude from the home planet. It will be good for all of us to relax and get our minds and attention away from the battle still raging out there.

 

Thanks Skip. I am out of here.

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Aliens – Microphones & Cameras – Audio TidBits Podcast

Greetings Earth humans. There is an expression here in the America pod that we have come to understand, up close and personal, as you Earth humans have been known to say. We too have wise ones back on our home planet who sometimes feel compelled to sit us down and give us one of those attitude adjustments we have heard you mention now and then. No, we didn’t like it all that much at the time but are coming to appreciate that sometimes we really should listen to those who are wiser than we are.

 

Since we started broadcasting to you not all that many moon cycles ago, we have attended to the words, opinions, and pronouncements of our leader in the capital city, Congress humans, various politicians, and not much from anyone else. As the wise ones from our home planet pointed out to us, we have been treating the words and actions of these Earth humans as if they were truly important beyond the moment. We know that what these luminaries say and do matters and may make an actual difference but have failed to keep our perspective.

 

The wise ones from our home planet made a point that now seems obvious. Today’s talkers and doers who are getting most of the air time are only those who happen to be passing by the microphones and cameras today. There were different talkers and doers yesterday and will be still others tomorrow. What they say and do may appear to matter today but did not matter last sun cycle and likely won’t matter all that much come the next sun cycle. They are little more than place holders in the flow of life and living.

 

You are probably having a reaction to this that is very similar to the reaction we had when the wise ones from our home planet sat us down with the expectation that we seriously ponder what they were saying. Our first reaction started with yes but. It was really tough getting past yes but to simply yes.

 

We are not saying that we had a great ah ha moment and will never again get caught up in the moment as if it were the whole of reality but we are going to try to remember to remind ourselves that those who get to be the leaders today only seem bigger than life. It’s mostly an illusion generated by microphones and cameras. Few of them will say or do anything worth remembering next week or next year. The reality is that what they say is unlikely to matter more than a twit and what they do will only matter to the extent they are successful in getting others to go along. Even so, most of what they can and will do will be undone by the Earth humans who step up to the microphones and who pose for the cameras in future times.

 

Are you skeptical?

 

Try this.

 

First list the last five American Presidents. Now note one thing that each of them actually said.

 

If that is too tough, list one thing that the last American President actually said.

 

The wise ones from our home planet asked us to try this for our past leaders back home and we were embarrassed. We hope you do better than we did but are not optimistic.

 

There is another reality that deserves our thoughtful attention. There are Earth humans who do say and do in ways that make a difference, that are remembered. What we find most remarkable about this is that what they say and do are not the daily output from the microphones and cameras favored by the current political placeholders.

 

“I have a dream….

 

All men are created equal….

 

Do unto others….

 

People who live in glass houses ….

 

If it is to be….

 

We are also reminded that not all of the wise ones are like us nor do they come from our home planet. We do not hold the corner on wise and right. As one wise Earth human whose name seems to have slipped away observed,

 

Sometimes I have to stand on my head to see things as they are, when the world seems so upside-down that this is the only position in which anything makes sense.

 

Maybe we can all stand on our heads for a bit while we remember the wise ones and what they have taught us. They probably are not the placeholders who have the attention of the microphones and cameras today.

 

We are happy to share a tune from back home to serve as background while we all flip our focus and consider what really matters to us.

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The Great Mouse Hunt Emerges On Atar XIV – Audio TidBits Podcast

When we last joined our intrepid explorers on The Great Mouse Hunt, they had tracked the Great Mouse to Zombieland where The Great mouse was blending in with the local zombie population. The huntsmen were able to engage The Great Mouse in an intense battle but just as our aggressive hunting party sprung an explosive trap intended to finally capture or destroy The Great Mouse, the beast transmogrified and was gone from Zombieland.

We now find our eager adventurers deep in outer space where they have stalked The Great Mouse to Adar XIV near the outer boundary of the third galaxy beyond ours. Let’s wish our hunters good luck and hope for their final success. Please join me as I hold my breath and keep my fingers crossed anxiously awaiting the outcome of this, the most recent episode in the continuing saga of The Great Mouse Hunt.

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The Great Mouse Hunt Goes To Zombieland

The Great Mouse Hunt continues. In this episode it goes to Zombieland. The hunt is tense and still thrilling. Did the hunters capture The Great Mouse or did it once again out-clever the hunters. Listen to the end and draw your conclusion.

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Aliens Editorialize – No Rush To Judgement – Audio TidBits Podcast

We have intercepted this broadcast on its way out to you and are compelled to include this disclaimer before permitting it to pass into the broadcast arena. We are hereby asserting that the broadcast is an Editorial and does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the leadership back on our home planet. With that disclaimer duly entered, we are letting the broadcast continue on its way to you.

 

Editorial: We don’t want to just rush thoughtlessly into this broadcast but we were able to tap into a broadcast by a famous political broadcasting Earth human who demonstrated what we thought was very peculiar logic. He was asked if he believed a survey that reported that eighty percent of America humans think that the dreamers should be permitted to stay in the America pod. We are sure that he is not one to rush to conclusions but he did share his reasoning process. …

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Aliens & Your Vanishing America Pod Dollars

Are you wondering about your vanishing America pod dollars? Do they seem to be melting and running away? The Aliens Amongst Us appear to have figured out where a lot of them are running to and who is ending up with them. Please listen to see where and who.

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Aliens, Hoopla, Predictions & Our Leader in the Capital City

We are excited to be broadcasting to you Earth humans out there in podcast land at what is for you, the start of a new sun cycle. We were impressed by the parades and other celebratory rituals across your Earth planet. We have struggled to find some deeper meaning in the hoop la but have not discovered any profound purpose beyond seeing the start of the sun cycle as just another excuse to party.

 

It reminds us of home.

 

Since this is a traditional time for predictions in the America pod, we decided to join in with what you Earth humans call a little crystal balling.

 

Maybe you can tell that we are still working on getting into Earth human talk. By the end of this sun cycle, you won’t be able to distinguish us from the rest of your friends. For now though, don’t think we are being disrespectful when we don’t get the language quite right. Hang in there with us. We’ll be up to speed before you know it.

 

Let’s get down to those predictions. …

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Alien Insert?

You may know that aliens have taken over AliensAmongstUs.com and are broadcasting there on a regular basis. I fear they may be trying to capture this feed as well. I have a transmission that I think may be a coded message of some sort from the aliens. Please listen and see what you think. If you will share your conclusion, please drop me an e-mail at GAC@GaryCrow.net. I hope it is not from the aliens amongst us but I am worried.

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Alien Insert? – Audio TidBits Podcast

You may know that aliens have taken over AliensAmongstUs.com and are broadcasting there on a regular basis. I fear they may be trying to capture this feed as well. I have a transmission that I think may be a coded message of some sort from the aliens. Please listen and see what you think. If you will share your conclusion, please drop me an e-mail at GAC@GaryCrow.net. I hope it is not from the aliens amongst us but I am worried.

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Aliens – Government as a Service vs. Government as a Business – Audio TidBits Podcast

We have determined that there is a tradition among broadcasters to comment on events and developments over the soon ending sun cycle as they conclude a sun cycle of broadcasting. Although we have not yet been broadcasting for a full sun cycle, it is nearing the end of the current sun cycle as it is determined across the Earth planet. We have not yet figured out exactly why the Earth humans decided that the new sun cycle should be understood as starting now but as arbitrary as the custom seems, now seems to be as appropriate as any other point in the eternal sun cycle. At any rate, we thought we would use this broadcast to comment on the past sun cycle on the Earth planet and in the America pod more particularly.

 

We give a nod to our leader in the capital city since we think he has done more to shape the trajectory of the Earth planet during the past year than any other Earth human. This has been most evident in the America pod. There are many events and happenings that we could point to in support of our conclusions but we think the greatest impact has been on a philosophical level in the America pod. There has been what we see as a fundamental shift in the philosophical underpinnings of government. …

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Holiday Greetings from The Aliens Amongst Us – Audio TidBits Podcast

The Aliens Amongst Us have chosen to send a special broadcast that moves away from their usual content and shares a popular seasonal tune from their home planet. It comes with their good wishes for all who dwell on the Earth planet this holiday season.