Thanks for joining me.

You may not know about the aliens that live among us, but please know that they are here and have been among us for many years.

I have gotten access to a recent recording that raises important issues that are receiving inadequate attention from the Congressman and the country more generally, according to the aliens.

Unfortunately, I cannot disclose how I got access to the recording but am leaking it to you in the hope that you will do what you can to make sure these issues get the attention they desperately require. It is discraceful that our Congress gives lip service but does little to eliminate these festering stains on our collective character and pride.

Please listen carefully and consider what you can do to improve our country for all of our fellow residents. (Please press Play to hear the secret recording.)