We are excited to be broadcasting to you Earth humans out there in podcast land at what is for you, the start of a new sun cycle. We were impressed by the parades and other celebratory rituals across your Earth planet. We have struggled to find some deeper meaning in the hoop la but have not discovered any profound purpose beyond seeing the start of the sun cycle as just another excuse to party.
It reminds us of home.
Since this is a traditional time for predictions in the America pod, we decided to join in with what you Earth humans call a little crystal balling.
Maybe you can tell that we are still working on getting into Earth human talk. By the end of this sun cycle, you won’t be able to distinguish us from the rest of your friends. For now though, don’t think we are being disrespectful when we don’t get the language quite right. Hang in there with us. We’ll be up to speed before you know it.
Let’s get down to those predictions. …